shMOZle NEWS FLASH
Today’s performance of shMOZle has been CANCELLED owing to a stomach bug. Yes I know, millions of people will weep, lives will change and the world itself will never be the same again, but I can barely walk fifty feet without needing to… evacuate myself, and given how physical my show is, what’s worse? Not performing a free show to people I conned into seeing it, or badly performing a show and leaking shit? To be honest, they’re both as bad, so I opted for the later.
Am now lying in bed, trying to do nothing.
Mxx
